Nigmabox Rundown (9/11-9/17) My Mind Is Like An Idiot

aot-bread-food-randomSo, I’ve spent no less than a year wondering how to spell a stupidly obscure term that has been in my head ever since the Super Best Friends made it into a running gag.  The gag involves calling the titular Titans from Attack on Titan Eoten, which refers to an obscure mythological giant and cannibalistic figure that one very petulant man insists is a superior translation than the English translation the Japanese publisher provided.  However, the Super Best Friends continuously mispronounced that word as Ayoten or Iyotan making the act of researching it basically impossible.  That is what is prominent in my Autistic brain today, and now it is out there on the internet.  Yays. Continue reading


Nigmabox Rundown (6/13) E3 2016: Your Ambition Is Irrelevant


There is a lot of content to cover, so let’s jump right into it.  A rundown detailing the E3 2016 presentations of Microsoft, PC Gamer and AMD, Ubisoft, and Sony.  There’s a stupid amount of content to cover, and simply getting all of this done in one day has proved to be quite the challenge.  So let’s go! Continue reading

Nigmabox Rundown (6/15) E3 2015: I’m a Stealthy little Office Lady!


You can easily decipher this title, right?

Okay, so, I am working full time this summer, for those who do not know, or just stumbled onto this post, and that means I cannot spend all day in E3 mode.  It makes my nights very hectic, as I try to pick up the piece right after getting home, but I went through Microsoft, EA, Ubisoft, and Sony’s press conferences, amounting to over five hours of footage, while writing up some quick thoughts on the opinions on the video games, as I have been doing since 2012.  Without further ado, I’ll just get right to it. Continue reading

E3 2014 Conference Rundown: Goodbye Despair, Hello Eighth Generation(?)

Fuck E3

It is rather pointless for a little slice of nowhere blog with only a small number of views to do a summarization of the E3 press events, especially when they were not watching them live due to real life events, such as work. But I got home to catch the latter two, and catch up with the former before Nintendo did their event and managed to get everything done before Tuesday’s end… well after everybody and their brother did their own version of this, and often far better than my assorted ramblings that are made all the dumber by the insertion of anime screencaps. It’s Nigmabox’s third annual Super E3 Rundown!

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Nigmabox Rundown (6/01-6/08) E3… and Butts… I’m Tired!

VO Check out my butt in the bathWell, it’s that time of year again, where the sun rises high and slowly creeps over to the other side of the country where magic truly does exist in the form of a corporate PR event that will be jam packed with ice cream pandas and lobster men who will undoubtedly be shot by a bunch of hired apathetic day workers… Sorry, I hit my head again and those words came out.  Point it, it is Pre-E3, or Preeee! as one may call it if they started a blog post about video game news by insinuating the sun creates lobster men.  And as expected, everybody’s gushing to get their big thing in every lady’s face before the oversaturated extravaganza hits when I’m at work… guess I better get the skeleton ready for me to pin flesh onto it! Continue reading

Nigmabox Rundown (11/03-11/09) I Say More Things While Not Saying What I’m Suppose To

My best friend and she aint gay fuck her harder anywaysToday I cleaned and reorganized my room.  Now half my shelves are empty, and my computer is no longer lodged between two pieces of furniture.  I also got rid of loads of toys and back issues of Nintendo Power, keeping a few for myself though.  Why?  All because I wanted to move my computer desk in my shoebox of a room.  Which is stuck as it is due to my bed having five drawers under it and four shelves behind where I lay my head.  I also did the washing at my weekend.  How was your day pen pal from Ya-Pann?

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Nigmabox Rundown (9/29-10/05) All I Need Is Pokemon

Pokemon-XY-pokemon-34679625-1024-768…All of this?  I only care about it a morsel as much as I care about Pokemon X/Y.  I’ve been following the Neogaf thread about it and goddamn am I excited.  I know, the “fun” is in discovering the new Pokemons you never heard of.  Well, not for me.  I’ve just been planning and preparing everything for my big rush into the Kalos region where I have the stupid, stupid, stupid goal of getting them all.  Every poop licking Pocket Monster there is…  Now, could one of you sexy young infants help me find my marbles?  I’ll check and see if any flew up your assholes.

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