Nigmabox Rundown (6/12) E3 2017: I Really Should Have Taken Off Work Today

Trying to follow E3 news while working a very busy job where the only down time I have during lunch is not very fun, and as such I have spent nearly the entirety of my evening catching up to E3 and watching what I missed.  I’m just thankful that Microsoft moved their conference to Sunday, otherwise I would have been writing until I was struggling to stay awake.  Well, more than I am when finally publishing this.   Continue reading

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Nigmabox Rundown (13/9-19/9) TGS: 2015 Edition – Darkest Despair!

0 PL Japan Breasts Woman FanserviceI’m not sure how often I’ve brought this up, but I think that Free to Play games were among the worst things to happen to the industry in recent years, and there have been a lot since I got in this industry’s intestines, mostly the large one, where poop is dried out, around 2006.  But after reading this little piece by somebody who has been getting neck deep in whale blood as his employers tried to manipulate individuals with mental problems for the sexiest thing in the mortal world, Kentucky granola, also known as USD, I feel I have an opportunity that I shall not waste, if only because I love the line and it is mostly true.  Free to play games were a mistake; they’re nothing but trash.  I hope they are outlawed by 2033, when the Great African War begins and half of it is destroyed by a nuclear explosion.  Buy War Bonds in preparation of the war to end all wars! Continue reading

Nigmabox Rundown (04/1-10/1) Dial Doctor Genocider ‘Cos I’m A Lazy Boy

0 MLM Murder KareokeWork is my reason for not doing a game review last week, and I will be sure that I have one ready this week, and probably two the week after, as I will dive into the visual novel bin upon completing Dark Souls.  I have not been in the mood to write after waking up at 6:30, being put on a train, working for seven to eight hours, and then going on another train, arriving back home ten hours later, and only having about six hours before I gotta go to do my bedtime stuff. Continue reading

Nigmabox Rundown (17/11-23/11) Right, Right, I’ll Get Your Sandwich In a Minute

Fuck Yo Ass DiggzIt’s funny that some of the best games in one of the best months for this industry in quite some time are not for the heavily hyped Gen8 machines.  With the 3DS, Vita, and Wii U all having one spectacular title to swing around like a sixteen inch penis.  As if there were any real reason to not adopt boxes that may have a few good games like Resolution-gun, Fort-za 5, and the Bread Rising part three.  Not that I will get either until 2016, as the Wii U will remain cheap and Vita will grow an even more keen library as the memory cards finally stop being moronically expensive.  Seriously, a 32GB card is more than my 1TB backup hard drive.

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Nigmabox Rundown (26/5-01/6) I’m Gonna Be Missing All of Those Sex Children

NR Missing You SchoolYes, I am forever done with highschool, and will likely only go back there to get my diploma or maybe film something, assuming I can have my dad arrange a deal to produce DVDs of the school’s plays.  However, I am just being silly with what I dub Apansexuality!  Because I love sexualization, but I don’t want to have sex, just watch twelve year olds get it on while I’m in the bushes!  …I guess that could be a good chapter three… where was I?  Right, video games! Continue reading

Nigmabox Rundown (5/5-11/5) Obey the Word of God or My Horse Shall Eat You!

NR HorseYesh, talk about a gap between updates.  Probably should purge out my unedited writing about bee people and my limericks of high school when this happens next week, unless Singularity is short as knickers.  But I am still willing to regurgitate overly opinionated game news, so let’s do that, or else the horse will eat you.

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NWS Destined Demo Drops Dumbing Dogs Documented by Cheap Seasonal indies

NWS 4For the week of 17/2/13-23/2/13.  Another week, another one of these things, and some more pictures.  With it being divided into two parts, to make me regret calling this a weekly segment.  I already talked about the Playstation 4 Announcement Conference and why I am bitter towards it.  But I still have a good two pages of other crap!
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