Nigmabox Rundown (1/08-1/14) Switch It Up 2: The Electric Switcheroo

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E3 2014 Conference Rundown: Goodbye Despair, Hello Eighth Generation(?)

Fuck E3

It is rather pointless for a little slice of nowhere blog with only a small number of views to do a summarization of the E3 press events, especially when they were not watching them live due to real life events, such as work. But I got home to catch the latter two, and catch up with the former before Nintendo did their event and managed to get everything done before Tuesday’s end… well after everybody and their brother did their own version of this, and often far better than my assorted ramblings that are made all the dumber by the insertion of anime screencaps. It’s Nigmabox’s third annual Super E3 Rundown!

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Nigmabox Rundown (6/01-6/08) E3… and Butts… I’m Tired!

VO Check out my butt in the bathWell, it’s that time of year again, where the sun rises high and slowly creeps over to the other side of the country where magic truly does exist in the form of a corporate PR event that will be jam packed with ice cream pandas and lobster men who will undoubtedly be shot by a bunch of hired apathetic day workers… Sorry, I hit my head again and those words came out.  Point it, it is Pre-E3, or Preeee! as one may call it if they started a blog post about video game news by insinuating the sun creates lobster men.  And as expected, everybody’s gushing to get their big thing in every lady’s face before the oversaturated extravaganza hits when I’m at work… guess I better get the skeleton ready for me to pin flesh onto it! Continue reading

Nigmabox Rundown (4/13-4/19) I Really Should Get That There Aspie Test

0SCD I am Not Problematic I am Great CockyHey kids, guess what I did?  Bought a Vita.  I didn’t buy PS+ or a 32GB memory card, but the main system, a crappy plastic grip, and a 4GB memory card were sagged by me for $133 so I could not refuse.  But seeing as how I don’t have much cash in my pockets, I only have one game which I played through twice before, Symphony of the Night.  Why that?  Because it is probably one of my favorite games of all time and I would be glad to own it on every system within a meter of where I sit as I type this intro that will help explain why I’m suddenly reviewing The Golden in… June-ish. Continue reading

Nigmabox Rundown (2/09-2/15) I Care a Hair *Puffs Cig*

pussy fart…Look, I just took a bear sized poo and spent my entire day around a bunch of talkative women who I call family for the second day in a row.  I am trying to juggle with writing review, editing my novel, and just picked a subject for my research paper after trying to find one all morning.  I’m working tomorrow morning, have a Borderlands 2 Partway Review going up on Tuesday, and am murdering my backlog to the point I only have seven games I want to play on Steam, but haven’t played them elsewhere. Continue reading

Nigmabox Rundown (12/08-12/21) A Pre-Christmas Slog Featuring Nintendo-Based Fondling

ButtsWell, the yearly hype machine is coming to a stop with Steam sales for the missing titles in many collections while game of the year listings are the only thing most websites have to do.  So there was not a whole bunch of news, but enough for a post after waiting two weeks.  Yet, a third of this is just from a Nintendo Direct and my very abridged version of it. Continue reading

Nigmabox Rundown of E3 2013: Day 2 – Nintendo Sandwiched Between Some Extra Creamers

Show me the fever, into the fire.  Taking it higher and higher.  Nothing to fear, it’s only desire.  Taking it higher and higher.  Ooooo!  I could only sleep just shy from 6 hours.  I have every right to indulge in my Team Teamworks!

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