Nigmabox Rundown (1/29-2/04) Simple and Clean Is The Way

So, I was directed to a three hour unscripted lecture on the story of Kingdom Hearts.  I watched it, and am almost amazed at how much the story resembles the slew of fan fiction that it inspired.  It is the most contrived and convoluted thing I have ever seen go on for this long, and I am convinced that Square Enix lacks any sort of narrative editors and that Tetsuya Nomura should never, ever, be put in charge with the story for anything ever again.  Now all of that incomprehensibility is inside me, and it will never leave.  Anyways, there’s a bunch of news this week for some reason, and now I need to talk about it. Continue reading


NWS (2/24-3/02): Bake The World Into an Omelette and Shove it Up Your Arse

NWS 5Huh, five weeks in already?  Maybe I can actually keep up this charade for a year, or however long I can do it without being bored out of my skull.  But how can I be when talking about them vidja garmes?
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