Nigmabox Rundown (28/6-04/7) Many Monobears Masturbating

0 Nyarko Despair Is Your Goal Failure Your AmbitionMy Punchline review will be next week, I fell into a bit of a rut where I felt that I would be unable to appreciate it properly and as such put it off.  It is the reason why I do not go through games as quickly as possible, as I feel that I will not be in the right mindset and as such will have an inaccurate opinion on the show.  I know that is a messed up way to view things, but it’s why I asked my mother if I could start going to a therapist.  Along with the gender bullcrap that I have developed because I’m an idiot who cannot be happy when they have no true reason to be unhappy. Continue reading

Borderlands 2 Review

2015-06-25_00019I viewed the first Borderlands to be of so little value, to be so worthless, that it is the only game I threw in the trash.  More specifically, I threw it into a ditch just outside of my childhood Kindergarten, which I walk past whenever coming home from school.  That ditch only really existed to prevent flooding, by gathering excess sewage water and was likely an incredibly filthy place that I rolled around in regularly as a child.  It also had these metal sewage gates that I always wanted to wander into, but I was too afraid of crocodiles to do so… Anyhow, I gave money to a Video Game Museum and was given Borderlands 2 was a reward.  And despite having given it twenty hours about a year and a half ago, I decided that I would give the series a… fourth chance.  However, I was only able to get about twenty-eight hours through the game before I hit my threshold and dropped the game like a backpack full of rocks, glad to be rid of it. Continue reading

Nigmabox Rundown (21/6-27/6) Mild Mannered Panick

0 Train Panick by chibiibiruSo, the reason why I did not put out a review of D4 this week is rather simple.  I have come to realize that my PC is not as top end as I believed it was when I made it two years ago.  I have been saving up some spending money, and am near my goal of… seeing as how I need to get a new monitor, $1,700.  I mean, it can run D4 no problem, but its framerate is inconsistent and I refuse to tolerate that.  Instead, I made the terrible decision to play Borderlands 2, which I am only going to go through so I can, without a doubt, call it wet hot street trash.  Also, I should be reviewing Punch Line this week, so, yeah, look forward to that, I guess. Continue reading

Nigmabox Rundown (17/6-20/6) E3 2015: Video Games Were A Mistake; They’re Nothing But Trash

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For the record, the title is just a bit of a joke on my part, as are most of my Nigmabox Rundown titles.  This E3 was pretty good as a whole, and had more diversity in general. More games of more types and there were some really nifty announcements as well.  It was a fun time that did have some industry BS, but at least it was at a lower level than it had been the past few years.   Continue reading

Nigmabox Rundown (16/6) E3 2015: It’s Over And I’m Not Particularly Happy…

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And E3 is done… Kinda.  Yes, I know the first proper day just happened, but after the press events, my work is mostly done, and 90% of the announcements are out of the way.  It’s just impressions from here on out, which is just dandy in my book.  However, Nintendo, Square Enix, and AMD all had press conferences, so I’ll just get to explaining what the blazes they were about, and what my Autistic mind thought about them. Continue reading

Nigmabox Rundown (15/6) E3 2015: I’m a Stealthy little Office Lady!

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You can easily decipher this title, right?

Okay, so, I am working full time this summer, for those who do not know, or just stumbled onto this post, and that means I cannot spend all day in E3 mode.  It makes my nights very hectic, as I try to pick up the piece right after getting home, but I went through Microsoft, EA, Ubisoft, and Sony’s press conferences, amounting to over five hours of footage, while writing up some quick thoughts on the opinions on the video games, as I have been doing since 2012.  Without further ado, I’ll just get right to it. Continue reading

Nigmabox Rundown (14/6) E3 2015: Solid Fap Interactive Softworks – A Subsidiary of Flare Enterprises

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You are an ignorant fool if you deny the inherent sexiness of a lizard!

I really do love E3 as an event.  Well, not in regards to actually going there, as it’s an awful physical place that is hot, loud, smells like an armpit, and is so chaotic in its construction that it is hard for anybody to get anything done.  The actual press conferences are speeches to investors, casual observers, and the gaming community at large that often stir up disappointment and mockery while stirring up the needless hype the industry is built upon, but there is pretty much always something wonderful and worth talking about hidden beyond the bullcrap.  It’s kinda shitty when you get down to it, but it is so much fun to follow, especially when taking it all in with friends, or with an eye on your Twitter feed. Continue reading